Wally and Osborne

I share the same power of psychokinesis as Wally. In fact, I can even change the TV channel without getting up from the couch. On occasion, I can actually make someone thousands of miles away, giggle, without leaving my computer.

See yuh Wally, I’ve decided it will be more of a challenge to write with just one character. Also, the original art for this strip is available for purchase.

The colossal squid (Mesonychoteuthis hamiltoni) which is thought to grow up to 13 or 14 meters long is even larger than the giant squid which is estimated to average about 10 meters long. It is known to live in Antarctic waters and has the largest eye in the animal kingdom. Just like the giant squid, they are known to battle with sperm whales. Their tentacles are shorter than the giant squid but their mantle (head) is much larger. Also, rather than having suckers lined with small “teeth”, their suckers have swiveling hooks… yikes!

A full specimen was discovered on the surface of the water in the Antarctic back in 2003. Then in February of 2007, a fishing boat caught the largest known specimen in Antarctica’s Ross sea (10 meters long and 495 kilograms or 33 feet and 1,091 pounds).

I have a couple slobber guitars myself. I have some other slobber sound effects as well, these are used when you are pretending to do something to someone up in their face, like pummeling them perhaps, maybe slashing them with an imaginary light saber, it’s so much more effective with your own added sound effects, them being drenched with your saliva is just a necessary side effect. It’s a sound effect side effect.

And we all own an air guitar, maybe even a set of air drums, because deep down inside we are all rock stars. Speaking of which, my cousin gave me Guitar Hero 2 with a couple guitar controllers a couple months ago and I’ve been having a lot of fun with it. In fact, just got Guitar Hero Rocks the 80′s in the mail from Gamefly yesterday… “and I ra-a-an, i ran so far a-way-ay-ay…” so I’ve got some serious pretend guitar rocking out to do. You know, as you get to playing the harder levels it starts to seem that it would be a lot easier just to learn to actually play the songs… with an actual guitar, and then actually have learned to actually play them… but there wouldn’t be any scoring system.

The original art for this comic is available for purchase here as well as a few pages left from the Quest For the Beak storyline and marked down as well.

I don’t think I know a single guy that doesn’t suffer at least a bit from some OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder). It seems these days we add the word disorder to everything human. Things must be getting pretty disorderly. Chances are, right now you might have a comic reading disorder.

Sometimes being obsessive can be a nuisance, distracting my mind from stuff I need to get done. But when I get obsessive about getting done what I need to, then it’s great!

Anyway, who let Osborne get a hold of a self-help book?!